i want pet chickens! the black speckled kind. they are so pretty. and chickens are just awesome. plus if you eat eggs, then you personally know where your eggs are coming from and that they are cruelty free, well as long as you’re not being cruel to them… i just wish it wasn’t so damn hot here, because i’d feel guilty having chickens in 105+ degree weather. i knew a lady who let her three chickens into a certain fenced off area of her house when it was hot. and her kids would hug them and play with them.

but turkeys? fuck that shit. turkeys are the meanest creatures ever. they WILL attack you and peck your brains out. i have horrible memories of big white angry turkeys.